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   Secret Net Tools
To give you a taste of how cool the Secret Net Tools are (you have to contribute to get access to all of them), I've enabled your access to several of the simpler ones. Enjoy!

Domain Name Sniffer
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Getting Started:
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Tutorials: (read in this order)
Preparing your Pages for the Search Engines
Using Tooter to submit your site
Getting listed in Yahoo (and the other big indexes)
Paying for Traffic
Improving your Search Engine Rankings
How to (not) win Awards

Trends in Submission
Virtual Vexation
The 500 Sites Fallacy
Page 1 Paranoia
Clickthrough Conundrums
The Gullibility Virus
A Marketing Course that Works?!
Accepting Credit Cards Online
Links of Interest
Glossary of Useful Terms
Random Nonsense
Woodhead's Law
Cool Domain Names
Why I let you decide how much to pay

Moral obligations?
Be Supportive!
Add your Award or Index
Make Money Slow! (by linking to me)
Suggestion Box
Advertising & Sponsorship

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Believe it or not, 11.13% of the people who use support the site!

To create a new user account, enter your desired account name and password, and your email address below, then click the CREATE button.
Please read the terms and conditions at the bottom of this page before you create your account. By creating an account on this site, you are agreeing to abide by them.
Your email address will only be used to contact you about Tooter the submission daemon needs to know how to get in touch with you because some promotions result in information (such as account numbers on sites) that you need to record.

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Quite a few people make mistakes when entering their email address. Please check to make sure you haven't mistyped it. And please don't enter an email address that automatically sends a reply when it receives an email; keep in mind that Tooter will send you some emails as it promotes your site, and so your "autoresponder" will send emails back to Tooter, which get bounced to me, and are of no help whatsoever!

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All information you enter at is considered confidential and will not be provided to third parties under any circumstances without your express prior permission, unless I am legally obligated to, or brutally tortured.

You will get a reminder email or two shortly before your account expires (which it will after 4 weeks if you don't support the site)

PS: Entering "" as your email address, while cute, means that you'll never know the results of your promotions. And then the mail bounces back to me, which wastes my time. So if you don't want to give your real email address, (which you'll have to do anyway to submit to a lot of the sites), then please don't use this site.

Terms and Conditions

You may use at your own risk. By using it, you are promising not to sue me (or have me killed, hurt, maimed or otherwise inconvenienced) if it doesn't work as well as you think it ought to, or if it somehow ruins your sex-life, costs you money, or does (or does not do) anything you like (or don't) like. And if, despite the above, your high-priced lawyer finds a way to make me liable for something, my liability is limited to whatever you contributed towards keeping the site running.

You may not use to promote anything that is illegal either where you are, or where I am (North Carolina, USA, which is pretty conservative; after all, Jesse Helms is one of our senators). You are agreeing that if anyone hauls me into court because of something you did using this site, or something you should have done when using this site, you will imdemnify me, pay all my legal costs, pay any fines for me, get up in court and swear "I did it, and Robert had nothing to do with it! He's innocent, swear to God! Punish me!" and, if need be, impersonate me and serve any jail time I get sentenced to. is primarily intended for use by individuals promoting their own websites. If you have 20 websites, you can promote them all using your account (Note: if you really do have 20 websites, I seriously suggest you stop using your computer and get a real life). It's also OK to promote several of the more important pages on your site to the Search Engines (as opposed to the Indexes, to whom you should only promote your home page) if you really think you need to do so (though for most sites, it's a waste of time).
WHAT IS NOT OK is using this site to "spam," registering every page on your site, or multiple versions of your home page, or other obnoxious tricks. If, in my sole opinion, I consider your use of this site abusive, I'll delete your account and report you to the search engines; you may find your site blacklisted.

In other words, play nicely in the sandbox or I'll administer the digital equivalent of the spanking of your life!
If you wish to use this site to promote the sites of clients (in other words, if you are charging them for website design and/or promotion, and want to use this site as part of the service you are providing, to earn money for yourself), feel free to test out the site by promoting one of your clients, but once you start using it on a regular basis, I expect you to cough up at least $10 per client website promoted. As with everything else, it's on the honor system.
Exception: if you decide you want to use the site to promote the sites of prior clients, as a favor to them, without any expectation of getting paid for it, then the normal "pay if you like it" rules apply.
Finally, if you are Bill Gates, you promise to give me all your money and worldy goods, and become my towel-boy. Thanks to Scott Adams of Dilbert fame for inspiring this devious attempt to snare $80,000,000,000.00 using fine print.

About this site...
This site was developed on a Macintosh, programmed in WebSiphon, and served by WebStar. The author, on those exceedingly rare occasions when he does think, indeed thinks differently.

It looks (and works) better when you use version 4.0 or better of Netscape Navigator or Internet Explorer, but can be used with any tables-capable browser. ©1997-2003 Robert Woodhead, All Rights Reserved.™, Tooter™, Secret Net Tools™, MultiSubmitter™, Rankulator™, BaldSpotCam™, and ShareService™ are trademarks of Robert Woodhead. To get help, report bugs, or make suggestions, go here.